Better Than Johnny Depp?
15 02 08 - 15:28
In honor of The Oscars, a list of things that are better than Johnny Depp:
1. Ben and Jerry's Fossil Fuel Ice Cream.
2. Vintage Levis jeans with frayed hems and a button fly.
3. A date where the guy doesn't ask about my ex boyfriends.
4. Unlimited boxes of Polaroid Film.
5. Driving from Wales to Ireland in a Volkswagon.
These are the only things better than Johnny Depp. Thank you.
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