STRAIGHT EDGE
PHOTO BY DAEMIAN SMITH + CHRISTINE SUAREZ. HAIR BY TAMARA McNAUGHTON.

STRAIGHT EDGE

We test Bumble & bumble's new straightening formula.


I have really curly hair - the kind that twists like fusilli pasta down my back; the kind that's so thick, it doesn't need a ponytail holder if it's wrapped in a knot.  Growing up, I was compared to various Botticelli heroines, Shirley Temple, Felicity (Keri Russell), "The Noxema Girl" (Rebecca Gayheart), and Chelsea Clinton based solely on my ringlets, and my adamant refusal to blow-dry or flatten them.  Even as an adult, my curly hair has become something of a like-it-or-not signature.  (Once, Gawker wrote a rather awesome story about how I was an inept fashion reporter, in part because I refused to go straight; one commenter on my blog insisted I wasn't human but instead "a rabbit with curls."  Yes, this is what people spend their time writing on other people's blogs...)

Anyway, I really like my hair.  It's thick and shiny, it always looks "done," and since I was born this way, I may as well be excited about it.  But sometimes, yeah, I go for a blowout - especially in the dead of New York winter, when walking outside with wet, curly hair feels like diving head first a glacier lake. 

Cue Bumble & bumble.  The coif empire with the maddening lowercase "b" released a new at-home straightening treatment.  It's $45, takes about an hour to apply, and promises to keep hair sleek and straight when dry, and frizz-free after it gets wet.  (They've also got a "Straight" shampoo without sulfates, which is a great cleanser for those with coarser locks.)  So last weekend, I tried it.

Applying the product was really simple.  After leaving it in my hair for 30 minutes, it stung a little, but nothing I wasn't used to after dying my hair red / purple / pink / grey / blonde / pink again (thanks, Bleach London!).  I used a blow-dryer and comb to turn my hair into a giant puff-ball of an Afro, then flat-ironed it section by section.  I did all this while watching an episode of Separated at Birth.

The result was extremely soft, extremely straight hair - the kind I normally get after a professional blowout.  My hair was so straight, in fact, that I almost didn't know how to work with it - I felt like a '70s folk singer when it hung straight, and a Real Housewife in training when I pulled it into a ponytail! 

I kept it straight for five days, adding some heat from a flat iron in the morning to fix any kinks from sleeping on it overnight.  Then I went curly again, and yes, it feels softer and a bit looser than before I applied the treatment.

I really liked this stuff and I will definitely use it again - especially because it cost the same as a salon blowout, but lasted much longer.  But it's not a "solution" to curly hair, because it won't keep your hair flattened after you add water.  For me, anyway, that's a big relief.
--FARAN KRENTCIL

Get ConcenStraight at Bumble & bumble.




This story was published on January 27, 2012.


CONTENT RATING: ( 7 )

Viv

01/27/2012


faran with straight hair is weird. I mean it looks good but it's so not HER. now she looks kind of like those blythe dolls. thanks for the sneak peak of the product though.

Ariel

01/27/2012


Your ringlets are cute. My sister and myself have more like Italian fro's. I am buying this immediately.

Ariel

01/27/2012


Your ringlets are cute. My sister and myself have more like Italian fro's. I am buying this immediately.

Ariel

01/27/2012


Your ringlets are cute. My sister and myself have more like Italian fro's. I am buying this immediately.

Sarah <3 <3 <3

01/27/2012


Okay but you kind of DO look like a rabbit, with or without curls.

Sophie

01/28/2012


The straight hair looks great but I think it's really awesome that you don't apologize for your unusual hair and wear it with confidence! so much more fun than all the straight haired girls out there (no offense, love straight hair as well!)

Sophie

01/28/2012


The straight hair looks great but I think it's really awesome that you don't apologize for your unusual hair and wear it with confidence! so much more fun than all the straight haired girls out there (no offense, love straight hair as well!)


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