HOLY SMOKE
Malin + Goetz's new candle has a higher calling.
Smoking a joint can be fun, but it's also got some pitfalls. The smell clings to your hair like a needy boyfriend at a party, and takes days to fade out. The paper can flake and burn your fingers / ruin your nails. Then there's the whole breaking-the-law aspect, which gets unfortunate if landlords / parents / police officers get involved.
But the lovely boys at Malin Goetz have found a way around all that with their Cannabis Candle. Made with organic marijuana plus extracts of orange, grapefruit, fig, and lemon, the candle has a 60-hour burn life and can't get you fined or thrown in jail.
It also can't (quite) get you high, but combine it with a Passion Pit album and a makeout partner, and you'll be well on your way.
--FARAN KRENTCIL
$48 at Malin and Goetz
Or perhaps shoes are your drug of choice...
But the lovely boys at Malin Goetz have found a way around all that with their Cannabis Candle. Made with organic marijuana plus extracts of orange, grapefruit, fig, and lemon, the candle has a 60-hour burn life and can't get you fined or thrown in jail.
It also can't (quite) get you high, but combine it with a Passion Pit album and a makeout partner, and you'll be well on your way.
--FARAN KRENTCIL
$48 at Malin and Goetz
Or perhaps shoes are your drug of choice...
This story was published on May 28, 2009.
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jayda
05/28/2009
lame!
kristin
05/28/2009
i would definitely like to check this out although priced at almost $50 big ones is a little discouraging... i guess ill have to buy it to find out if it's worth it!
oh and shoes are ALSO my drug of choice ;-)
Chelsey
05/28/2009
trashy!
Giselle
05/28/2009
"Smoking a joint can be fun..."
Hahaha, gotta love NYLON for that ;D
Rachel
05/28/2009
hm... I got excitd about this at first and after further thinking/reading, don't think it's a good idea. vanilla candles are nice.
anne
05/28/2009
i think that ll be awesome
amanda.
05/28/2009
ooh la la. but fifty bucks for a candle? Noooo thanks.
bigdaddy
05/28/2009
You're lame sister! Too bad they didn't make a Cabbage Patch Kid scented candle for your LAME pleasure. STINKY!
kolee
05/28/2009
id buy it :)
lauren m
05/28/2009
hahah. i'll stick to the real thing.
Allison
05/28/2009
I love this! Once I get a summer job, this will probably be my first purchase.
Mary
05/28/2009
Ooh, this sounds amazing! i'm definitely getting one of these. Nylon, you're too amazing for covering these kinds of things in such a great way. Oh, and one thing you forgot in your description is having to basically inhale everyone else's saliva. gross, but whats a girl to do?...
Tania
05/28/2009
No thanks.
valley
05/28/2009
i agree with Chelsey, it's pretty trashy. PLUS that stuff smells awful.
Paulina
05/28/2009
I'd rather smoke the real thing than crave it after burning that candle. The high is the fun part about it!!!
cookie
05/28/2009
may be trashy but it gives ppl an alternative to real weed so may not be such a bad idea after all ;)
muah
05/29/2009
cannabis is from the earth dooods:)
people are what's trashy.
muah
05/29/2009
cannabis is from the earth dooods:)
people are what's trashy.
ann.
05/29/2009
why pay $48 for the smell when you get an eighth for that much and get the real thing??? Just a thought....
ann.
05/29/2009
why pay $48 for the smell when you get an eighth for that much and get the real thing??? Just a thought....
Caitlin
05/29/2009
The smell does NOT take days to fade, that is an absurd claim.
Piya
05/30/2009
What's up with all the Passion Pit references. And I'd rather get the real thing personally, better then some shit overpriced candle.
BeccaLyn
05/31/2009
right because we all smoke for the SMELL
silly Nylon.
and wash your hair! it doesn't take days to fade
Lix
06/03/2009
Let's not try to endorse drugs, kay? Not sexy, not legal. Not NYLON! :[ Plus, I'd much rather stick to my cucumber melon candle from Bath and Body Works. This is soooo gimmicky.
trish
06/03/2009
i can buy a half ounce around her for that much money, no thanks.
trish
06/03/2009
here*
noirablue
06/03/2009
Here in Cali one can get LEGAL medical maryjane--NICE! The candle is cool, too. Chill out anti-pot peeps--a nice joint will give you the mellow you need. Why buy the just say no lie?
MforMarvelous
06/03/2009
haha, did you go to the website???...they have cannabis perfume oil...that cracks me up!
SARA ROSE
06/08/2009
this is absolutely remarkable. it can even be healthier than directly smoking a joint because the smoke isn't as harsh. i think it's fabulous, and totally worth the $48.
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