Smoking a joint can be fun, but it's also got some pitfalls. The smell clings to your hair like a needy boyfriend at a party, and takes days to fade out. The paper can flake and burn your fingers / ruin your nails. Then there's the whole breaking-the-law aspect, which gets unfortunate if landlords / parents / police officers get involved.
But the lovely boys at Malin Goetz have found a way around all that with their Cannabis Candle. Made with organic marijuana plus extracts of orange, grapefruit, fig, and lemon, the candle has a 60-hour burn life and can't get you fined or thrown in jail.
It also can't (quite) get you high, but combine it with a Passion Pit album and a makeout partner, and you'll be well on your way.
--FARAN KRENTCIL$48 at Malin and GoetzOr perhaps shoes are your drug of choice...