There's no fanfare that can possibly do this justice, so we'll just come out and say it:
Today, Hard Candy sets their makeup at 75% off when you buy it online.
And by "their makeup" we mean everything.
Get their famous glitter eye pencils, their eyeshadow cassettes, their glosses, and even their iconic pastel nail polish, all for about $3 each... which, for the record, is about the same amount you'd spend on actual hard candy like a bag of Blow Pops or Jolly Ranchers.
Except, you know, prettier.