THE TIGHTS END

THE TIGHTS END

Can a silly website stop a celebrity fashion fad?

Let us discuss the joys of Tights Are Not Pants, an online campaign created to end the loose-legged style of Lindsay, Sienna, and other <i>Nylon</i> cover girls who are otherwise flawless:

1.  The campaign was created by a normal girl, not a denim company or a fundamentalist pants group.

2.  The campaign comes complete with graphics that you can download and print out yourself.

3.  The campaign is the perfect excuse for you to go out and buy a new pair of Ksubis, because after all, if you're going to celebrate pants above all things, don't you deserve the very cutest kind?

Go check it out with a warning:  You will laugh very hard.  Stop drinking milk before you visit tightsarenotpants.com, or live with the dire up-the-nose consequences.
FARAN KRENTCIL



This story was published on February 12, 2008.


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CONTENT RATING: ( 35 )

Leslie

02/12/2008


so funny.

yanyan

02/13/2008


wow so fucken creative..wait no not really. nylon magazine is read by every godforsaken hip guy and gal who wears tights as pants or ball bustingly tight pants that are virtually the same thing so..kind of ironic.

campbell

02/13/2008


you know who started this trend? cory kennedy.

Jessica

02/13/2008


funny as hell and true as hell. the website creator beat me to this idea. and yes its ironic because nylon is read or possibly worshiped? by people who mistake thin polyester nylon tigths for acceptable outerwear. don't deny it.

Maggie

02/13/2008


are they wearing panties over their tights?

laurel

02/14/2008


the girls in the photographs are wearing leotards over their tights. a la dancers. a la edie sedgwick in the 1960s. this trend is timeless. not started by cory kennedy. and this website i found funny. kudos to the creator, however im a proud wearer of tights as pants

sarah

02/15/2008


p.s. totally saw my poor, beloved AA serpent-colored nylons saggin and baggin around a girl's crotch and booty on campus today. shame shame.

Cene

02/18/2008


Wow. I guess this entry hit a little too close to home for some. The website is great. Thanks for posting.

Myranda

02/18/2008


what a waste of energy for my finger muscles

edie

02/18/2008


and if you dont like the way people dress, then close your f'ing eyes because its a free country!

Mirna

02/19/2008


a little late, but what if they aren't pants. we are girls (some off us anyway) and we don't have to wear pants if we don't want to. we have tons of alternatives and i'm glad tights is one of them. redundant but duh! pants aren't tights! they are tights and i'll wear then any way i want to.

kahtie.

02/19/2008


haha, you are just mad because you can't pull it off. :)

kahtie.

02/19/2008


haha, you are just mad because you can't pull it off. :)

kahtie.

02/19/2008


haha, you are just mad because you can't pull it off. :)

kahtie.

02/19/2008


haha, you are just mad because you can't pull it off. :)

jjazz

02/20/2008


i guess the look of a girdle is in and its an excuse for laziness cuz most but not all girls do it as an alternative accessory to their outfits...cute top+tights...blazer,blouse..ima get lazy and just sayyyyyy tights! such creativity...jeeeeez. i dont wanna look like a just got a tummy tuck thanks

ldse

05/31/2008


I agree w/KAHTIE. It's the same with skinny jeans: DON'T WEAR THEM IF YOU ARE A FATTIE.

NIRIC

06/05/2008


Truthfully, the site is not funny at all (at least not to me). I agree w/ Edie it's a free country and we could wear watever we want. Despite so, in my opinion, I don't like tights and I agree with the site. It's ugly. And ike Edie said, 'it's a free country', we have a right to speak up. If you don't want to read it then just don't.

NIRIC

06/05/2008


Truthfully, the site is not funny at all (at least not to me). I agree w/ Edie it's a free country and we could wear watever we want. Despite so, in my opinion, I don't like tights and I agree with the site. It's ugly. And ike Edie said, 'it's a free country', we have a right to speak up. If you don't want to read it then just don't.

Bethany

06/05/2008


This is hilarious. I had a good laugh. It has changed my outlook on the supposed tights fashion trend. Swell work, swell work.

Bethany

06/05/2008


This is hilarious. I had a good laugh. It has changed my outlook on the supposed tights fashion trend. Swell work, swell work.

Hayley

06/06/2008


I disagree with CAMPBELL. Cory Kennedy for sure didn't start this trend. Mary-Kate started wearing tights as pants in February 2005 and Cory Kennedy was esentially a no-one (she had not met Cobra Snake yet) until the summer of 2005. So even if Cory did, in fact, wear tights before MK, who the hell would have known?

rosy

06/06/2008


that is too cute. i am guilty of wearing tights as pants tho.

Dannie Nugent-palache

06/11/2008


LMFAO soooo funny. Althought i'm not going to lie, i'm completly guilty of this ahaha. I almost NEVER wear pants, and i always try to pass tights off as pants whenever i can :p

Sammy wammy

06/15/2008


lol?

sun

06/19/2008


hahaha!! this is a fkn joke! classic!

beanie

06/25/2008


maybe we should teach people how to wear them RIGHT instead of trying to abolish the idea altogether

callieXlynn

06/26/2008


you know im gonna start off by saying theres no point in fighting online people.. no i dont wear tights as pants {my school has a rule against it anyways} and no i dont like the style on everyone and if they are see through you should just say no {people we can see ur butt} however i dont care because im not wearing them so its watev

CHUNN

06/26/2008


hahahah i agree! tights aren't pants!! wtf! and those who don't think it is.. get a sense of humor..

sickiegnargnar!

06/26/2008


sidenote: on the list of "rules" at 24hourfitness, there is one that says underwear or tights must be worn underneath all workout attire. so there! proof that tights are undies. these girls are running around in their undies.

videotape

06/27/2008


I didn't find it THAT funny. Tights aren't pants. Alright. Thanks.

sloann

06/30/2008


yeah this trend was def. started by Edie Sedwick in the 60s bc she was to lazy to change after jazz ballet. it only became a trend because she looked beautiful just wearing tights. if you dont look good in them then dont wear them but if you can pull it off go for it.

Nicole

07/01/2008


hahaa I find this website hilarious! its soo true though. I couldnt stop laughing! I just find it a little weird that the magazine is called Nylon, lol whatever, its funny, but of all things why would you make a website about this?

Nicole

07/01/2008


hahaa I find this website hilarious! its soo true though. I couldnt stop laughing! I just find it a little weird that the magazine is called Nylon, lol whatever, its funny, but of all things why would you make a website about this?

amanda

10/01/2008


i like the tights as pants thing. it's nice. feels comfy and a little lazy, which is once again nice. but yet it's just little different, which is also nice. nice. =] oh but perhaps we should keep them opaque, yes?


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