Let us discuss the joys of Tights Are Not Pants, an online campaign created to end the loose-legged style of Lindsay, Sienna, and other <i>Nylon</i> cover girls who are otherwise flawless:
1. The campaign was created by a normal girl, not a denim company or a fundamentalist pants group.
2. The campaign comes complete with graphics that you can download and print out yourself.
3. The campaign is the perfect excuse for you to go out and buy a new pair of Ksubis, because after all, if you're going to celebrate pants above all things, don't you deserve the very cutest kind?
Go check it out with a warning: You will laugh very hard. Stop drinking milk before you visit tightsarenotpants.com
, or live with the dire up-the-nose consequences.